and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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