i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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