I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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