I need to stop coming to work sober
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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