where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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