trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
this will be a night to untag.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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