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She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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