its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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