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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He kissed a someone with a penis
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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