i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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