There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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