This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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