I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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