i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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