i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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