my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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