Whod you bang
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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