playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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