i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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