I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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