we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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