She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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