Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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