I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
