Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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