okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I think I just sharted jello shots
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
