i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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