But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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