I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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