is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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