Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Randomize