I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
God, I missed his penis.
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