Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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