His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw a hot homeless man
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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