And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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