tell your sister to shave her snatch
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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