i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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