this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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