God, you're like boner-b-gone
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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