I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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