Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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