Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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