She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
there is glitter all over my balls
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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