ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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