Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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