what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
All the doctor said was why
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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