I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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