You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Randomize