hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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