Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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