I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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