Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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