I'm lost and stupid without you.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
These tits shall not be calmed
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
