I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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