There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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