Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm passing your future prison.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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